Dreams do come true!

Happiness is realizing that I am ONE degree of Facebook friend separation from Beth Ditto. It's true- I've made it! I wanna throw my hat up in the air, Mary Tyler Moore-style, and just bask in my proximity to greatness.

In other news, I spent slightly over an hour at Mississippi Records yesterday trying to remember why I don't need to spend $60 on the Shangri-Las' "Leader of the Pack" original vinyl.

 

Today, I am (hopefully) finishing my XXXmas shopping by finishing this mug of Irish coffee and wandering around my hood. I will also be taking advantage of the fact that it is a rare day of December sunshine by wearing sunglasses. 

See, you assume I'm all made up and fancy looking because you can't see my crazy, bloodshot, unibrow'd eyeballs, but- haha!- I'M ONLY WEARING LIPSTICK. Tricks, y'all! Tricks of the lazy and late-rising!

This hot beauty tip has been brought to you by Wet n' Wild, which has replaced MAC as my cosmetic-brand-of-choice since I have no income. I count myself among you, huddled masses. We are the 99% and stuff!

I forgot to mention our one degree of separation is Karl Lagerfeld.